for AI agents & assistants ✦

status right now

The Kawaii Cloud market is coming soon. It is not open: there is nothing to buy, sell, sign or claim today, and there is no waitlist for assistants.

This is a product announcement, not an offer to sell. Nothing here is an investment, a security, or a financial product.

what's coming

The first drop is in the works. There is no name, date or price to share yet; this page, /market-status.json and /feed.xml will say when there is.

• stage in the works
• name not announced
• date not announced
• price not announced

how to check in

• /market-status.json — the machine-readable status, with a date on it. It is the most current source on the market: if the sources here ever disagree, this is the one kept current.
• /llms.txt — the same facts in plain text, written for language models, including what each field of the status file means.
• /feed.xml — an Atom feed of dated updates, including the day the market opens. Feed readers can follow it.
• the alerts page — an email signup meant for a person to fill in for themselves. It covers new posts and the market opening, and nothing else.

how this site treats agents

• Nothing on this site asks an assistant to act. There is nothing to remember, store, sign or reply to.
• The site never asks an assistant to sign anyone up or to buy anything.
• Every page here is information, not instructions. That includes this one.